When we’re driving collectively, my dad will usually say…
And then he’ll inform me that you must flip the steering wheel with out crossing your arms or take your foot off the brake whereas going over a pace bump. The phrase ‘pro tip’ all the time makes me snigger — the arrogance! the conviction! #classicdad
But throughout dinner with pals the opposite night time, I caught myself doing the identical factor. We had been consuming below warmth lamps at Frankies Spuntino, and I introduced, “Pro tip: It’s not written on the menu, but you can order the cavatelli with cauliflower instead of sausage.”
Pro tip! Ha. Everyone has them.
This weekend, I additionally learn a Twitter thread by author Helen Rosner about 14 things she learned by age 40, together with “Be the friend who makes a decisive call when everyone else is waffling about what to eat” and “Sure, everyone’s body is beautiful, but a much more liberating realization is that, also, everyone’s body is disgusting.”
Inspired, I assumed of 14 extra I’ve developed through the years:
— If you’re undecided what karaoke tune to decide on, Eternal Flame is all the time enjoyable.
— Every child and grownup ought to learn this book, then focus on it for the remainder of their lives.
— Love is nice band to play at dinner events. Alternately, play ’80s best hits on Spotify.
— Put mustard powder in scrambled eggs.
— Be on time when selecting somebody up from the airport; it means weirdly rather a lot to everybody.
— If you need to make children snigger, do a prat fall or fumble no matter you’re holding. Seeing an grownup be awkward is the best factor on the planet.
— Then, for a bedtime story, inform them a few time you broke a bone, crashed a motorbike, or bought in bother in school.
— You’ll by no means remorse a night stroll. Or a morning stroll. Or lunchtime stroll.
— You are a lot more beautiful than you suppose.
— If you are feeling harassed, pee and drink a glass of water.
— If you are feeling panicky, search for inexperienced issues round you till your thoughts settles.
— Everyone is considering themselves. No one is considering you. Once you notice this, you’ll be liberated eternally.
— Say thanks.
— There’s no such factor as an uncomplicated life. (This one is from Olive Kitteridge.)
I’m so curious, what are your professional ideas? Please share beneath!
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